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Hello every body. Let me introduce you to the greatest personlaity living
on the earth, the Man who knows all and the one who is the wisest of all. Thats right and thats me, Mahmood Akhtar Mahmood.
Ok, my name is Mahmood Akhtar but since i also do the finest poetry that is why i have added Mahmood to my name to
denote that I am the greates poet of all times and the world will remember me as "Mahmood Akhtar Mahmmod".
I am currently
in the Foreign Service of Pakistan. I am posted as Third Secretary(LT) in Beijing, China. I am doing my language course from
China Foreign Affairs University, Beijing. LT means language training but me colleagues say "in case of Mahmood Akhtar Mahmood
LT means Lun-Tutta". I dont know why they say this but i am sure they all hate me becasue they are jealous of me.
Before
joining Foreign Service of Pakistan, i was a Magistrate and serving in civil service of Punjab. I used to govern the miserable
humanity and keep them below my foot since they were inferior to me.
People do not like me, i do not know why but one
thing is for sure that they are jealous of me. And they hate me they dislike me and they have all the reasons to be......
I
am so handsome and they are so ugly,
I am so intelligent and tehy are so dull
I am so sophisticated and they are idiots
I
do the best poetry and they dont even understand a line of poetry
I have read al the poetry, philosophy, political thoughts
etc and they have read nothing
I am so superior and they are so inferior....
So you see they all dislike me but
one day i will prove that I am the only one which is born to dominate the world. I will be the future Foreign Secreary and
then i shall be the Secretary Genenral of the UN. Again my colleagues make fun of me and say that "mahmood akhtar will be
the Secretary General of LUN"
Most of the colleagues think that I do not have ay thing of my own, all i have done
is gone through various books and then learnt them by heart. Now whenever there is a conversation i use the qoutations from
these books and can not add from my own thought.
I am currently in China. You can send your praise to the email of
the Pakistan Embassy in Beijing or send email directly to me....
But befroe that let me tell you to write a mail which
should correspond to my great status and granduer....(again my freinds say "in case of Mahmood AKhtar Mahmmod, you must wriite
according to his Gand-eur"
You must wrtie all praise and say that "Mahmood Akhtar Mahmmod" is the greatest of all.
You
must worship me and show me you ass. May be I would like to indulge in Anal sex with you.....As my colleagues say "Mahmood
Akhtar takes our ass when ever we meet him"
They say that I am an irritating Asshole, an ugly monkey looking pathetic
bastard. But why, why they fail to see that I am not a pathetic looking monkey resembling ass hole but the finest man ever
born.....oh yes as i ve already told you that i am so great and my friends are so jealous of me, thay will never appreciate
me and will always say bad things about me like "bastard, ass hole, irritating monkey, ear fucker, brain fucker etc" I wish
they could see that Mahmood Akhtar Mahmood was is and will remain the geatest of all.
If you ever visit Beijing then
do visit Embassy of Pakistan, Beijing and tell them that you have come to worship me.....tell them that you are the admirers
of the great Mahmood Akhtar Mahmood. Or you can visit the China Foreign Affairs University, Beijnig and do the same thing.
But
i think most of the people will come and abuse me. They will say bad things about me as you know I am so great and the humanity
is so small, miserable......
Following is my address:
Mahmood Akhtar Mahmood
Email: mahfari2004@yahoo.com
Most Admired
I am my Hero and should think that the world should worship me also.
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